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While reading through the ample fan mail this
blog generates – shhh, just go with it – I noticed a few of you felt rather
shortchanged by my wedding post the other week. After all, I’m the same guy who
wrote so many words about selling a bass guitar he hadn’t played in years that
the post had to be split in two to be manageable. Somehow that guy had put up only
150 words of vows and a paragraph of “Thank Yous” to commemorate the biggest
event of his life. Well, second biggest after that time I saw “Terminator 2” on
the big screen a few years ago. 35mm print. It was pretty sweet. But the
wedding, definitely a stranglehold on second. By a mile.
Anyway, it was wrong and lazy of me
and I apologize. Never fear. I plan on
making it up to you by giving you a full, unedited, play-by-play of the
honeymoon which followed. Nothing is off limits. No snack break too uneventful to
be typed up. No encounter with another human being too brief or inconsequential
to be given a permanent home on the Internet. I plan on breaking down the upper
atmospheric conditions which created the weather each day, demonstrating the
course of each storm which threatened us with detailed, exhaustive maps.
No one will be spared. You have
been warned.
