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24: Live Another Day Hour 9
Plot: Uuuuuggghhh.
Perhaps
more of an explanation is in order: Uuuuuuggggggggggggghhhhhhhaaaahhhh.
So last
week, President Heller stood in the center of Wembley Stadium and took a
full-on Mama Stark drone-strike right to the chest, effectively sacrificing
himself to save hundreds of thousands of innocent lives all across England. One
old man dies, hundreds of thousands of men and women and questionings of
assorted ages get to live.
In
exchange for the right to explode the President, Mama Stark promised to destroy
all of the drones she’d hijacked, which she immediately began doing once Heller
was confirmed to have been blowed up.
Only …
Heller didn’t exactly keep to his side of the bargain. Thanks to some video
trickery by Chloe, he’s alive and well.
Mama
Stark realizes she’s been duped and manages to save one last drone, which she
plans to do nasty, nasty things with.
Since
Chloe has totally hacked Stark Terrorism, Inc., she’s able to pretty easily
figure out where they’re holed up. Soon Jack lands a helicopter on the roof of
the building and begins his assault from up top, while Kate and her team storm
the building from below.
Jack
gets there first, throws Mama Stark’s son out of the window, shoots her in the
leg, stops the drone from blowing up a subway station and then throws Mama
Stark out the window too, because … he felt like it?
Meanwhile,
the mystery of Johnny Depp-bearded tech’s death – he’s dead, by the way – gets
unraveled and all fingers point to Benjamin Bratt.
Bratt
makes a deal with Michael Wincott, who’s apparently become a straight-up bad
guy at this point: If Wincott helps him get out of London alive, he can have
Mama Stark’s drone-control device. Turns out, said device is actually good for
controlling all sorts of military devices, which could prove problematic for
America and the world.
The
episode ends with Chloe rejoining Wincott (because she doesn’t know he’s evil),
who’s on his way to meet up with Bratt and get a hold of the device while Jack
is in pursuit of the whole gang.
Bad: Guess who’s back? Back again? Heller’s back. He’s not
dead. Look, I’m not a man who wants to see old men blown up by drones. I just
like TV shows where bad things can sometimes happen to good people. Like in the
real-ish world. “24” used to be that kind of show. It made things slightly less
predictable on a show that even when it was on top could be sort of formulaic.
Bad: Also, anyone else kind of weirded out by the fact that
the terrorists were the ones keeping their word in this episode while the good
guys were busy double-crossing everyone and throwing prisoners out of windows?
That seems incorrect.
Good: Heller announces he’s the President and gives Jack’s
helper an order. Jack’s helper is all like I’m not an American citizen and this
isn’t even America so shut up brah. Cheating death isn’t without its drawbacks Mr.
Prez.
Good: Raid on the Stark compound. Explosions, gunfire,
people dying in unexpected ways. Everything you want from a “24” action
sequence. Little on the short side for my liking, but still fun.
Good: “I need a grenade!” yells Kate. I think we’ve all had those
days at work? Amirite?
Bad: By the way, what the hell happened to Kate? She had her
episode there where she was killing dudes left and right with her thighs and
now all of a sudden it’s back to the background.
Bad: The Day the Mama died. And to think, she never got the
chance to shoot her son’s wife in front of him or threaten her grandkids with
drone strikes if they don’t brush their teeth and go to bed. So much life left
to live. Cut down in her prime. With three episodes left to boot.
Good: RIP Johnny Depp-bearded tech. More interesting and
vital to the plot in death than in life. You will not be missed.
Good: Clock’s ticking for Bratt now. It’s nice to see a
character who was basically just a speed bump for all the other characters
finally get involved. It’ll be even nicer to see Jack kicking him in the balls
over and over again. Bonus points to the CIA for building their London outpost
on top of some bad ass catacombs. That’s thinking ahead for chase purposes.
Good: Evil Michael Wincott. It just feels right.
Bad: Resetting the clock. The best seasons of “24” almost
always involved Jack working his way up a ladder towards a big bad, only to
find out that guy wasn’t the top of the ladder at all and there was actually a
bigger, badder character on the horizon. That’s not what’s going on here. This
feels like a complete reset. The Mama Stark angle is done, but we’ve still got
three episodes left, so let’s tack on another plot, introduce a new or
different bad guy, provide little to no build up and then have it all resolved
quickly and easily. This is what all of the worst seasons of “Dexter” did. Your fault,
Strahovski.
Bad: Audrey, ruiner of things, destroyer of worlds. Calls up
Jack to be all like “OMG, you’re my hero.” As he’s talking to her, Bratt makes
off with the Stark device that can end the world. “But gee, thanks for saving
my dad before!”
Bad: Chloe and Wincott. I wonder how this is going to play
out? Will she choose Jack or the apparently now super evil guy? I. Wonder.
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