My friends, winter has come to Pennsylvania. If you don’t
live here, you may be thinking something
That aside, this winter had been a fairly mild one until this past weekend when much of the east coast was buried under
unfathomable amounts of snow. So much snow that Woolly Mammoths would fall into
a fit of hysterics just thinking about it. This sorry state of affairs is what
led me to proclaim that winter proper has come.
If
we’re all going to get through the next few months, those of us who live in
places prone to honest-to-god winter conditions need to stick
together. That means following the Official 10 Commandments of Winter Weather. Now, I’ve
already noticed a few of you breaking some of these, so I thought a refresher
might be in order. Remember, these commandments are literally the only thing
keeping us from going full Donner Party or Revenant on each other.